APR-A-7

 

THE GRAND PERFORMANCE:

 THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE OF THE FIRST PROGRAM OF THE NAN HUA UNIVERSITY,

 WITH MY CENTERPIECE PRESENTATION,

 AND THEN AN INCREDIBLE SERIES OF RIDERS

 WITH INTENT TO SELL MACHINES AND NOSTRUM “THERAPIES” FROM “HOLO-WATER” TO BRADFORD MICROSCOPE FOR TREATMENT OF EPIDEMIC LYME DISEASE AND FIBROMYALGIA BASED IN FUNGEMIA, TOXINS AND STRESS THROUGH QUACKERY

 

April 9, 2004

 

            What a spectacular performance—in mixed media, from science to snake oil and from oratory to bunkum!  This was the Premier Performance, for Nanhua University as a newly fledged University, and the first time it had convened an International Conference of what it had designated World Renowned Experts.  In at least one or two cases this could be considered simple hyperbole, but in the others it was a self-exaggerated quackery beyond bounds of even the most intentionally open-minded.  My open mind was stretched beyond any elastic limit and then snapped shut, about the time I heard that the personal energy fields, to be measured in the patent machine to be sold here would be increased by “Holo-Water”, a proprietary product of the complete natural healing supplies available from the long line of Holo-Life Products, whose enthusiastic executive officers were here.

 

            My talk was a bit of barn burner oratory, which may have lost a few things during translation, but at least that body language of the performance which was heart-warming to some and inspiring beyond words to others shows the susceptibility pattern of the audience.  I felt a little bit like a showman actor in this cross-cultural and trans-language performance.  But, then I squirmed through the presentations of Robert Bradford, who had with him his own patented microscope for looking at a ingle clotted drop of blood on a slide, and exactly like casting the entrails in ancient Greek healing quackery, he would call forth symptoms that the patient might not even know they had until that point of his screening examination on this highly precise “science-based” instrument.  He found nutritional deficiencies in many—and fortunately he has a proprietary product or two to solve all those problems available in his full service hospital in Tijuana fifteen convenient minutes from the California border, where he also has a spa and ranch in a setting that is healing so that even the birds stop by to check in for their colonic purges.  But, it gets a lot worse.

 

            He finds fungus in everybody’s blood, but also Lyme Disease, the Epidemic of the 21st Century.  He can work marvels with fibromyalgia—a perfect female dominant psychiatric disease by infusing them with ten different substances, and curing them of the fungus with Oxychlor, a product he invented which kills all viruses at concentrations of .7 ppm, without any side effects even when the dose is pushed up to 500 ppm.  If there were any one who believed that he can, as he states, kill HIV at these doses with such a treatment, how long would this little secret be kept before the world came to fund all his projects?  But the FDA and other government agencies have told him, he reports, that they do not want him to do this research.  So, at the invitation of the mayor of Washington DC in 1996—that would be the discredited ex-convict Marion Barry, cocaine user, I believe, he co-founded a University to add credibility to his ground breaking researches.  He founded the Capital university Integrated Medicine, and he is Professor of Medicine within it, although he prefers to say he is the Treasurer of it.  This paper university grants degrees like an iPhD (i. e. an “Integrative PhD,) as it does an iDDS or an integrative Chiropractic degree.  I have found no one yet who has heard of or knows where this University is, said to be on Georgetown campus which they deny.  He has treated over ten thousand cancer patients and “does very well with them," since “they have all done well.”  So, he must be in quite another world.

 

            As he seemed to be when he mis-read where he is and whom he was addressing, since he thanked Nana (sic) University, to which he had come authorized to set up a Capital University of Taiwan  and also in Indonesia—repeated four times.  Only after he was finished did one of the executives of the Holo-Life Group come to tell him his mistake, and that the Indonesia he was referring to was actually Thailand, but no matter.  He was wrong twice, since the Nanhua University has already launched their graduate program and is not looking for his proprietary “University” to establish a Tijuana equivalent here.

 

            But he said he could go on and on for hours on any of the subjects he has to address, but since he has limited time, he will just have to skip over all this since it should be obvious.  He is Pickwickian and looks like the last person you would want advising you on how to prevent any kind of health problem—but then he tried telling a couple of jokes from a high school perspective.  Actually it was the same “joke” several times—and he concluded that it either did not translate, or that the Taiwanese had "no sense of humor.” Those of you who think you know it all, annoy the hell out of us who do.”  But, I have no time to go on an on about all this so you will just have to believe.  Welcome to the Inauguration of natural healing Science.

 

I started simply enough by saying all healing is natural.  There is no alternative.

It is all on tape, with any number of digital photos taken.  It seemed like I had turned supermodel for the day, so I expect you may get pictures, audio and video on this day which has been hyper-recorded.

 

            A special dinner followed, and I sat next to the President who served his choices to me, and it is he and his wife who will knock on my door at 4:30 AM to make the three hour drive to Taipei, as he goes on to teach a three hour PhD graduate seminar in Kin Kun University in Taipei, which he does every Saturday morning. 

 

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