04-AUG-B-5

 

“BIG BUCKS!”

 

Aug. 31—Sep. 3, 2004

 

            I have come into Big Bucks!  No…not that kind; they have all been going the other way!

 

            But, these are up close and personal, “in your face” and almost within the “reach out and touch” one of them range.

 

DERWOOD DEER

 

            I have been watching them all year since my return to the Derwood woods, but there has never been such a high buck/doe ratio, and even the few does around are followed by at least twins, and one with three fawns now becoming half-grown yearlings..  But, it is the bucks that command attention.  They are magnificent!

 

They are big bodied, and their necks are swelling up now as the first hint of coolness comes on the air. And they are attracted right to the big windows of the Game Room, right under the hanging heads of a dozen or more of their late compatriots.

 

Deer are as lazy as any other creatures in these lazy crazy days of summer, and as the fall begins to shorten the daylight, the cycle is again returning to the point where they are getting a little skittish about being bunched up in all mixed gender groups.  The laziness comes at a very considerable energy-savings.  The woods are filled with leaf litter of the kind that I have been picking up off the freshly graveled drive.  The cut ends of the oak trees with their five to eight leaf clusters around small and succulent white oak acorns have been rimmed by the cicadas which have laid their eggs in the stems which girdled the branch ends. This is how the eggs return to get into the ground for the long winter’s nap, with 17 years if incubation.  This theme will be continued during the later parts of this year, since 2004 (you heard it first—right here!)—will be the “Year of the Cicada!”

 

A STORY OF SQUIRRELS—

IN BLACK AND BROWN

 

The acorns themselves are raining down in profusion, bouncing off the skylights with a resounding “ping” and dropping to the apron of fresh crush and run, right outside the new garage door.  There is a veritable menagerie called to this feast—including a bumper crop of fox squirrels which are as numerous as eleven seen in one glance without turning my head.  Of this group of eleven, five were in the “melanism” phase of the dark fur.  This trait breeds true, and of the dozen fox squirrels introduced at the turn of the last century in the Washington DC area by the then-Director of the National Zoo who was concerned about the plight of the then-endangered fox squirrel, at least one had the melanism trait, which is autosomal dominant.  So, since I lived here in the Derwood woods, and would get the rare sighting of a black squirrel (not “Saiurius niger” a separate species, but the black fox squirrel) I would remark at how unusual it was.  Now, three decades later, the majority of the fox squirrels in the woods her are black, including one that I chased around last year that was black from “waist down” in a “forme fruste” mix of black and brown. 

 

Chipmunks have proliferated with no cat nearby, and even one ground hog which is perched near the shed.  I should forewarn the groundhog, that likes to burrow under the shed, the oldest semi-permanent structure on the property, gnawing the underside of the door when I have tried to barrier the access with big rocks, that I have purchased a remarkable round.  I now own several boxes of “subsonic” .22 caliber hollowpoint bullets.  They travel just a fraction slower than the speed of sound, so that nothing can get out of its way, but it is much less noisy than the crack of the regular .22 long rifle.  And my new Marlin .22 autoloader with scope is up to the task of varmint control without disturbing the neighbors unduly.  So, there may be a market somewhere for Marmot fur hats, and the Eastern marmot is fair game near my shed!

 

What I also saw in this are is the red fox that walked between the big bucks as they were picking up acorns while the Killett's were measuring the big Wapiti heads on the Game Room wall.  I do not remember when this was being done, if I reported that the Altai Wapiti  (the “Byk Maral” from Kazakstan which occasioned such a story in the “High Altai”) is now officially recorded in the SCI trophy book.  He is missing the left brow tine which is no doubt buried in the neck of his satellite bull opponent with whom I had exchanged bugles.  On the basis of the measurements made by the two Master Measurers of the SCI, the Altai Wapiti is Number 16 in the trophy record books!  He would have scored Number 2 if he still had the missing brow tine!  (My nice Rocky Mountain Elk does not make the book—it takes a huge bull elk to get into the SCI book, since there are almost as many of them taken each year as Whitetails.)

 

MY PRIVATE DEER STAND

 

            But, now back to those whitetails.  They come each morning under the Game Room widows and pick up acorns.  I have watched them form easy bow range, in fact, form easy atl-atl range, since they are five feet away and eight feet down from my Game Room windows.  I have shot altogether too many pictures from the windows, and most of them through the windows, which means that the flash that is triggered bounces off the glass, or it autofocuses on the screen.  But, I have taken to removing the screen and opening the window and hanging out as they come in, and they have got used to me (no one else, it seems) so that I have watched them, counted them, measured them, and got a very good idea of their behavior pattern and the kinds of things they do each day.

 

They come over to the fresh crush and run—the 62 tons of gravel placed on the long circle of drive, which is all fresh, so there is no leaf litter into which they would have to nose along and pull up acorns that would be buried,  the kind of ignoble foraging that the big boys leave to the squirrels.  They pick up the fresh acorns with their outstretched tongues, and “rim” them, popping the “cap” off the acorn and tossing back the nut.  The ground is a litter of acorn caps just outside the automatic garage door. 

 

 

BIG RACK BUCKS

 

As I have watched over just this past week, the big high racks of four of the bucks have gone from spongy velvet to dried and ragged, and now, shiny clean and tan-white antlers.  They are obviously “rubbing” along my trees somewhere down there, and they are getting ready for combat by strengthening their neck muscles and by marking territory with the scent gland at their eye.  They are now good mountable racks—each a “wall hanger”  The ten pointers are big beamed and not so wide as they are high.  There is an eight pointer that is wide.  The big fourteen pointer which I have only seen at a distance, is now getting a bit pushy, and this morning shoved the other two out of the way after I had been watching them, and had decided that I had taken quite enough pictures, when he came along, both brazen toward the bucks and skittish toward me.

 

            They are a magnificent sight!

 

CANDID CAMERA

 

When Dale Kramer was here as we hung the mount of the buck form this past fall on the wall, and helped set up the meticulous photo shoot of the Derwood manse for the year-end calendar with perfectionist Randy Hall, we moved the camera.  The camera which is a motion sensor and flash camera which waits at intervals in sensing motion of an object of sufficient size marks the time and the sequence.  This morning the ten and eight pointers were browsing right in front of that camera which is now strapped to a small sapling at the base of the drive about ten feet over from the canoe, which the squirrels like to bomb with acorns from the white oak trees overhead. 

 

            The several rolls of deer photos that have been developed show the bucks coming in, warily looking over the camera when they hear it, and one of them spooking into high gear at the time of the second flash photo.  Some of the deer have come right up to the camera and stared into it, to check out what this device was, and have triggered it with tongue, ears and velvet antlers in a fuzzy too-close self portrait.  But, the pictures I have taken from my window perch are up front, heads high, proudly flaunting their great racks and looking good.  If anyone other than I were in a videotaping mode, this would be the right platform for it.   The next roll of film out of the camera is gong to have some great “head shots”—if they had not already triggered the roll of film within.  I would like to see the fox take his own picture,  Or maybe the inquisitive woodchuck standing up and whistling.  I might have to put him in a fixed “head-brace” in front of the camera with the sub-sonic .22’s!

 

           

DERWOOD INDIAN SUMMER

UNDER THE OBSERVANT GAZE

OF A HUNTER-GATHERER

 

So, I am reveling in the coming fall of the Big Bucks of Derwood.  Dale is going to put up a tree stand or two, since the bow season begins September 15.  I might crawl into one just to get another aspect for the pictures.  Dale is gong out to Idaho on an archery elk hunt on which I had been invited, so he will miss some part of the season for whitetail archery here, but it is long enough, and there is no limit on deer except how much freezer capacity anyone can have.  In Montgomery County, I could get sixteen deer, before the does, which do not even have to be reported are taken over and above that number without limit.  Then I can move over to the Eastern Shore and collect another sixteen in Somerset and Worcester counties each.  But, I have two years’ worth of deer still wrapped in great freezer wrapped butcher paper from a professional butchering job already, so I have been having regular venison tenderloins and lean hamburgers for dinner upon returning from my otherwise non-hunter-gatherer activities.  If anyone would like, come on by and I will put on a venison feast with the new kitchen filled with the aroma of the floral displays we have set all about for complementary colors to the Segovia red walls and the hand-painted splash tiles by artist Diane Blank!

 

            So, this is the season in Derwood for the Deer of the Derwood Deer Woods.  I have views, photos, and venison aplenty to share, and a spot overlooking the still green woods, which will shortly turn still more glorious than it is just now in the superb transition into Indian Summer!